Episode 05

Sentosa Can Be Our Bali, Honey

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I’m As Cool As A Cauliflower

Posted by Boon Huat

25 Sep 2009

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Hello everyone! This blog post is like homework I kena do. Hui Min says my language is not ‘interesting’ enough, and Hokkien phrases is not counted. So, she taught me something called smilies. Eh, similes, something like that lah. Where I have to compare two things that are different, but there is something similar to both of them. And she says I need to practice on a subject. So, I will try with my friend, Rene. By the way, her name sounds like ‘green,’ as green as a cucumber. Yay. My first simile! Let me try another one. My friend Rene, she is hot. As hot as an oven. And her lips are very red. As red as a tomato. And her hair is straight and long. As long as spaghetti. Hmmm. I think I’m quite hungry now. I will continue later.

  • Comments (6)

Comments (6)

BotakJane
BotakJane says

BoonHuat is as dense as Patrick Star.

September 26, 2009, 12:18 am |

    boonhuat
    Boon Huat says

    Issit this Patrick Star is a F1 driver I never hear before? I like F1 drivers.

    September 27, 2009, 11:28 pm |

Aisha M
Aisha M says

Lol!

Poor Rene…she has just been described as a spaghetti-haired, tomato-lips cucumber girl.

September 28, 2009, 8:48 pm |

XiaXueYi
XiaXueYi says

Is it fine for you to talk about your friend like that? I hear there’s someone who has the thing for you…

September 30, 2009, 3:17 pm |

    boonhuat
    Boon Huat says

    Har? Thing for me? What thing? Send by post or courier?

    September 30, 2009, 4:01 pm |

Aisha M
Aisha M says

someone likes you for who you are and it’s not spaghetti, green girl.

October 11, 2009, 8:41 pm |

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