Mother Said I Wasn't Good Enough

This is where I met Nicole C, at this tavern in Stratford-Upon-Avon, where I was doing a shoot. And now she's back.

This is crazy. I was at Starbucks yesterday, editing a photo, and guess what, Nicole C., my hottest ever ex, walks in! And she walks right up to me, kisses me on the cheek, says, ‘How have you been, darling,’ and promptly arranges a photo shoot with me next week!

All these women, just showing up from out of nowhere. And all I can think about is how much I like Anna.

But she’s blowing hot and cold to my advances.

Is it because of my age?

Is it my choice of career?

Is it my choice of deodorant?

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